Wednesday

Pen Pal visits the Porn Theater

A few times a year I get a note or a comment from someone interested in meeting in person. Sometimes they come from single guys, usually, from couples, and on rare occasions, I get one like this: 

"I came across you during Covid. Boredom led to porn, and porn led me to your blog. A long time ago my ex and I (well, mostly him) fantasized about going to an adult theater and seeing what might happen. After reading most of your site I'm wondering about it again.

I can't think of a more delicate way to put this, so I'm just going to be direct. I think we must live fairly close to one another, so I'm wondering if you might be willing to meet me, with the intention of escorting me to a theater. I am not offering you an invitation to fuck me. I just want to see what it's like.

I am in my early 40s, and in reasonable shape for a mom of two. 5'8", 140 pounds, brunette with brown eyes.

If you're interested and willing, perhaps we could meet over coffee at ************ in the near future."

Saturday

Wife is back for seconds at the Porn Theater

 Some time ago I shared my encounter with "Laura", a curious MILF that warmed to adult theater sex on a memorable day at the Theatair X in Jefferson, Indiana. You can read about it here if you haven't already seen it. It was a memorable day for more than one reason. Not only did I get to initiate Laura into the porn theater scene, but I met another couple that day, too. 

A few weeks after that first meeting they called me. Frankly, I was surprised. They were young - especially by porn theater standards - and they seemed quite shy that day, in spite of what she wound up doing. I had assumed that she had just gotten caught up in the moment, responded to the adrenaline and other hormones pushing her along, and then went home with a hot memory and, perhaps, a touch of regret. If there was any remorse for what she had done that night, they seemed to have gotten past it by the time they called me. It was simply an invitation for a drink. Nothing more. We arranged to meet the next time I was in town. 

After a few drinks and a couple of rounds of questions and you know where this part of the story ends, right? Exactly. In my hotel room. With him sitting in a comfortable chair while I got better acquainted with his wife. You can read about that here, if you're so inclined. 

Month's passed before I was back in their part of the world and I wasn't overly optimistic when I picked up the phone to call Mitch and Candace again. I explained that I had one night in their neck of the woods and would enjoy seeing them (you know that's a euphemism, right?) if they were up for it. Details were worked out over a couple more conversations and plans were made to hit the theater again.

Monday

DP Gangbang at the Romeo and Juliet Porn Theater

 I've been hearing reports about Romeo and Juliet's in Winston-Salem, NC for a while now. On the few occasions that I had visited, I found a theater room that was either empty or sparsely populated, at best. In spite of that, I pulled in on a whim on recent Thursday evening. It turned out to be a good move.

Tuesday

Younger and Older Wives Having Sex With Strangers in a Porn Theater

It's been a while since I've been able to drop by CVE just outside of Charlotte, North Carolina. The place has gone through several changes over the years, but it is still one of the best adult porn theaters in the southeastern US. I have had success here on weekday afternoons, Sunday mornings and (especially) Friday and Saturday nights. Most of the couples, these days, seem to stay in the theater designated for them, but there are still a number of them (and even some single women) who like to play in the main theaters.

It was a late afternoon/early evening when I pulled off the interstate. I decided to hit the QT to fill up, grab a drink and buy some mints before I headed across the street to see what kind of activity might be available at CVE. Moving through the store I saw a cute brunette who bore some resemblance to Megan Mullally, the actress best known for Will and Grace. She was with a guy that I assumed to be her husband and two young adults (early 20's) that I figured were her kids. The younger woman looked a good bit like her, and they were clearly all together in the store.

I finished my purchase, went outside to fill my truck and then pulled into the CVE parking lot. As soon as I paid for my entry, I headed to the back theater area. Much to my surprise, "Megan" and her gang were also back there. Her man was leading the way as they were coming out of one of the smaller theaters and heading next door to the other one. So much for a family!

Friday

Quick and Dirty at the Porn Theater

 You learn pretty quickly to always scan the parking lot when you pull up to your local porn theater. You never know who's there, what's happening, or what you might learn. I saw them in the car as I circled the lot. I always circle before choosing a parking place. Her window was open and she was grabbing the last bit of nicotine from her cigarette as I made my pass. Young (maybe 30), pale, and topped with a short electric-blue hairdo. She was far from subtle.

I pulled in a few spots away and made my way to the door. It was daytime, after all, and they weren't parked in a place that hinted at privacy. I dropped my bills on the counter and was buzzed in. I headed straight for the main theater, fully knowing that my chances of finding a woman in the back were slim, but I couldn't shake the image of the girl in the parking lot. 

Tuesday

Busty Wife Bends the Rules at the Porn Theater

Over the decades that I have played in porn theaters I suppose that I've had more fun at the Playhouse in Tampa than any other single venue. There are a number of reasons for that, of course. I lived in central Florida at the time so I was a very frequent visitor in those years. And the place never seemed to disappoint. Yeah, there was the occasional Saturday night sausage fest, but they were rare. And when you stacked them up against the fact that most weekend nights there were a dozen - or even two dozen - women in the place ready to play, the numbers worked in our favor. 

You never knew what you might see, or experience, at the Playhouse in those days. On one couch a woman could be running a train of regulars. On another, a nervous housewife might be trying to slyly give her husband a blow job. And in the corner, a curious college girl could be stroking an older black guy for their mutual pleasure. 

On this particular Friday night the place was packed. The clocked had rolled into the small numbers of the morning and most of us were moving from place to place, enjoying the variety that was on display that night. I had arrived late, and hadn't yet joined the action, so I was still determining where I might want to settle in when I spied a new arrival stepping through the tattered curtain into the main theater.

Thursday

Public Lesbian Show at the Porn Theater

In my earliest years hanging out in porn theaters, it was all about watching. To this day, though they have lessened some, my voyeuristic inclinations are among my strongest. Back in the day, I was often just as happy to stand back and watch - hoarding up mental images of the debauchery in front of me - while others actually did the deed. Somehow, it seemed that the event had a longer life (at least in my memory and fantasies) if I could take it all in, rather than being carried away by the momentary pleasure I might have experienced. 

On the particular evening in question, there was no option. We all watched. No one was allowed to participate, or even touch. Only the two of them. And no one else was complaining. 

They had walked into the Mel about an hour after I arrived. It was couples night, so the crowd was large and - unfortunately - completely comprised of men. We were all scattered throughout the cavernous old theater hoping that a couple would wander through those back doors. When they came in, I can't imagine that I was the only guy in the place surprised to see that they were both women. Holding hands and smiling at one another.