Friday

So What Are My Chances in a Porn Theater?

Some people seem to think that sex in porn theater is a "sure thing". After all, they are confident that there is non-stop orgy going on at any hour of the night or day. Others have the idea that seeing, let alone fucking, a woman in a porn theater is as mythical as Camelot or the Loch Ness Monster. I have been visiting adult theaters since the 1970's, and I can tell you that the truth lies squarely in the middle of those extremes. Well, sometimes at least.


In the first place, going to a porn theater is a lot like going anywhere else: the mall, a wedding, your job, church. At all of those places, you are going to find all kinds of people. While they may have come to the same place for similar reasons, they didn't necessarily come for the same reason that you did. You go to the mall to buy shoes. Somebody else is there to buy a shirt or eat in the food court. Same place, different purposes.

Just like the mall, some people who go to porn theaters are attractive. Some are not. Some people at the mall are straight, some are gay, some are bi.  There are even a few virgins.  You might even find someone outside the frozen yogurt shop who agrees to have sex with you. Not likely, but it is possible.

Porn theaters are the same. All kinds of people, coming for all kinds of reasons.

I should also point out that there are differences between porn theaters. Some haven't seen a woman or a couple in years.  Some have never seen it. A few even ban women from coming in.  Others have a pretty good reputation of attracting couples in relatively large numbers. I have listed some of them here. If your local theater doesn't have much couples traffic, it is pretty safe to say that your chances are pretty much zero.

But even if the theater you visit is reputed to have couples from time to time, your timing must be right.  Here are a couple of guidelines.
  • Couples are more likely to attend in the evening than during the day.
  • Couples are more likely to attend on weekend nights than during the week.
  • If your theater has a "couples" night, or a reduced entry fee for couples on a given night, there will probably be more couples at that time.
There are exceptions to every rule, of course. But these (fairly obvious)  guidelines may increase your chances of seeing a couple. What happens from there, of course, is up to you.

The accounts that I share in this site represent only a tiny fraction of my theater visits over the years. Most of the time there were no couples, no girls, no nothing. In recent years my percentages have increased because I usually bring a woman with me. That's cheating, I know, but I never go home frustrated!

What about you? When do you go? Where do you go? How often have you seen women? How often are they playing with others? Feel free to respond below.

4 comments:

  1. My gf and i Just started going to theater x in clarksville in a week and a half ago. The first time there were three couples in the retail area during our visit. We didnt go to the theaters but spent time in the peep show booth area where she sucked me and fucked me. There were no other womwn that we could see back there.

    The other night we went back during couples hours and went to the VIP lounge. No other couples i sight. In the VIP lounge we got busy and then took a break tom walk through the booth area. There were tons of men there waiting to use the booths which were nearly completely occupied. We didnt stay there long. We debated going to one of the theaters but we were a bit nervous about the prospect of men in there. Baby steps.

    So we went back to the VIP lounge hoping that a couple might show up. None did so we finished what we started. It WAS late abour 1-2am but it was friday night. We left after that.

    We r newbies of course. I suggested to GF that for all we knew there were women in the booths. She didnt believe me. Botom line, as far as we saw, there were no other woman there during our late friday night visit.

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    1. Baby steps is almost always the best way to immerse yourselves into theater sex. Few women are just going to jump in, head first. Let your girlfriend set the pace, enjoy whatever happens and have fun making some memories!

      Keep us posted.

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